Relationship Dynamics Analyst Prints

'Mismatched Mantras'

"Pass the salt, pass the salt - what am I, your slave?"

"With my money and my looks, we could — wait a minute ... I don’t need you!"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"What's wrong dear? I haven't heard a single complaint out of you all morning."

"....oh yeh, and happy birthday!"

'That's a bit of a sweeping statement.'

Hers, His, and His Ego Bath Towels.

"I read your report with interest, Giles, and I think we're in a position to agree a date/"

"Why don't you ever put your hand on my knee?"

"I would be my own harshest critic, but I don't have the heart to steal that joy away from my wife."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

Awkward First Dates

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'