Relationship Discussions Mugs

"I don't think we're going to be able to agree on a pizza topping that will solve all of our problems."

'Is your marriage okay?' - 'I wouldn't know. We're not talking.'

'Oh, it's not Wally. The problem is ME. The truth is, I've never been comfortable in my own demographic!'

"At the top of our news this evening, once again there were no clear winners on the Phil Donahue show today."

"I always presumed she'd be much longer suffering than she turned out to be."

Ok, it is a 'Man's World,' but I can't always excuse myself to go powder my nose!

'45 and never been divorced? What's wrong with him?'

"This has always been your answer to everything, hasn't it !"

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Very Difficult Conversations

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

The Map of the Human Heart

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

"I've learned something about you tonight, Alan. You say 'chowmein' when you mean 'lomein'."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"We're only staying together for the sake of our marriage guidance counsellor."

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

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