Relationship Critiques Mugs

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'

"We don't talk anymore."

The Map of the Human Heart

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

DIY marriage counseling.

Relationship Issues.

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"This not the way I envisioned falling in love."

Worm Bed

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

'Thou shall not covet the neighbours same sex partner.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'Huh! You men are all alike!'

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"It's a legal document authorizing you to carry out a Do Not Resuscitate order on my behalf, although heaven knows, you have a hard enough time cancelling a magazine subscription."

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.