Relationship Comic Reader Prints

"After you and Sara got married, have your text messages changed?"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The Amazing Man-Spider

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Time Machine Collision

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

X-ray Psychology.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Mou...Man trap!

WHIRLWIND COURTSHIP

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'