Relatable Routines Appreciator Prints

Tired Barbie

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Couple in Grey

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"He misses his commute ."

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

Plain ol' me.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

Mountaineers milk.

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Indian Face Painting

Are we a bunch of losers? Who are you talking about? Me, Randy, Sadie, even you Uncle Mort – all of us cafe regulars. We've been hanging out at this place for years. I've been working here two decades. Do we have nowhere else to go? More powerful even than inertia: Any momentum killed by an uncompromising nap regimen. Zzzz.

Nadal's bottles

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.

"Sir, are you sure you don't want to try anything else besides the fish for once?"

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

'I'm home from a mind-numbing day at the office, ready to watch some mind-numbing TV.'

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"