Relatable Routines Appreciator Mugs

Tired Barbie

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"I'd like to see you every Tuesday, forever."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Couple in Grey

Clock in, Clock out.

"I love you, Ethan, bit I floss alone."

"He misses his commute ."

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'Our dog's been dead two years but he can't break the habit!'

"I don't want a New Year, I want a comfortable, familiar, used year."

"I kind of miss that morning newspaper you used to hold in front of your face."

Nadal's bottles

Plain ol' me.

Mountaineers milk.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"Sundays we like to walk around being insufferable about our routine."

Indian Face Painting

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"Sir, are you sure you don't want to try anything else besides the fish for once?"

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

"It doesn't get any more low-maintenance than this!"

"The way I see it, we lived like pigs in the eighties and, with any luck we'll continue to live like pigs throughout the nineties."

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."