Relatable Fashion Lover Gifts

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Victorian Selfie

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

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"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Chippunks

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Easter Bonnet

Hospital gown pageant.

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

The next big thing

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'I like a man in a suit.'

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"I got my hair straightened..."

"That one is non-wash. Also no ironing is required."

"I'm trying to imagine how this will look hanging on the treadmill."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

Bag Lady.

Boot Wishes it was Trainer.

Highlights

"Ladies and gentlemen, the fabulous Harry Styles."