Reindeer In The Game Mugs

"When is it my turn?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Reindeer

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Christmas tree exchange

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Dec. 26

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

It happened on Christmas Eve

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Taxi

One too many Christmas cookies for Santa.

Self-driving sled

"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."