Reimagining Classics Mugs

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Bacchus.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Godot finally turns up

Narcissus discovers t-shirts

God and Adam's first date.

'Wind in the Willies' - 'It's an Andrew Davies version of the old classic.'

Revised Texts

After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.

"Boss says the racks yours after hours, Mel. Just lock up."

Alice in Badassland

Under New Management.

"Two out of three."

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

"Jekyll & Heidi"

'Boy, down there.' 'Yes, Mr. Scrooge.' 'Tell the butcher...to cancel for goose. I just had a visit from the spirit of Veggie Future.'

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Cillarella

This is getting waaay too easy...

Narcissus - father of the selfie

Cauliflower Red Riding Hood

Lady Cadaver.

The Cornucopia Trap

"Cratchit would have been better off if he had belonged to a union."

What if a nativity scene camp to life in the 21st Century?

Little Red Riding Hood Packs a Gun.

Through ingenuity and determination, Frank was able to win the race by a head.