Classic Stories Revisited Mugs

Cillarella

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Mom dwarves.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

My, grandma, what a big premium you have for a plan that doesn't cover getting eaten by a wolf.

Giant Headless Horseman

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Revised Texts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

When worlds collide...

Don Quixote

Robin Hood.

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."