Classic Stories Revisited Pillows

Cillarella

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Giant Headless Horseman

'If straw and sticks don't appeal, I do have something in brick that might interest you.'

'... Got anything besides apples?'

Magic Carpet Cleaning

"Good evening, Charles - windy out, is it?"

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

David Anderson vs. Goliath

'Mr. Scrooge, I think we should talk a bit more about this dream you had...'

Revised Texts

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice and the Red Queen.

"Jekyll, old man - I think you've made my wife's drink a bit too strong."

Robin Hood.

Polly Rescues the Charitable Grinder

Don Quixote

"He's really gone uphill, hasn't he?"

'I walked 5 miles to school and on top of that, there were no vasectomies. In my day you got neutered!'

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'