Reheating Gifts

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Tourist in the desert

The Romantic - Heart shaped medals

Love.

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'That's a bit better. Persistence pays off - although, not as well as it did when I was your age.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Violinist

'Some two-year-old is marking the pool for himself.'

Lesbian Couple

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

Be a friend.

"We start on #F."

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

Performance anxiety lessons, the more you practice something.

Wizard of Oz Rehearsal Today. We'll have to have him lip-sync. He has a tin ear.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

"What? No Vanilla?"

Dog hitch hiking for a good home

The Joys of Retraining

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Ice cream van

A pet dragon stokes the fire in a man's heater.

'You win.'