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Transient Inebriant

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

Corona measures

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

"Behave sensibly!"

'I recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...so I'm stepping down.'

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

"I've been to the office..."

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

Retirement...Retirement...

Social Networking Anonymous 12 Step Program.

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."

'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.'

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."