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Transient Inebriant

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

The ground cracking beneath a banker's feet because his bonus is so big and heavy.

'Control tower, we're having difficulty taking off....'

"Since they graduated, have any of your children moved back in with you?"

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

"Yeah, he's in rehab, but for the right role I can spring him."

Corona measures

'They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no no no.'

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

'I recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me...so I'm stepping down.'

'If you just keep harping on the *#@!! results, you'll never be able to see what a perfectly sound economic theory it was.'

"Behave sensibly!"

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.

"I've been to the office..."

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

"I'm not a guru. I just came up here until the stock market goes back up."

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

Retirement...Retirement...

Social Networking Anonymous 12 Step Program.

'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.'