Regulation Wizard Prints

"I'm hoping Brexit is going to simplify things for us."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

"Dad, wouldn't my allowance be better off earning interest in a tax free municipal bond fund?"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

Making money for investors is simple

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."

'You may have three mergers.'

'J.B., there's not enough ROI on the IPO, YTD.'

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'