Regular Happy Hour Goer T-Shirts

Joe's Bar.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Reaper's Arms

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Infinity Tavern

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Buy one beer, get one free. If I may paraphrase a famous quote, "Beer is proof that God has mixed feelings about us and wants us to be hungover."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'