Regional Contrast Lover Mugs

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Before/After

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

The Formal Street Artist

Family.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

PODs Venn Diagram

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

Werewolves of London, Ontario

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

Vandalism at the Graffiti Art Museum

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Prisoner keeping a calendar on his laptop.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Nethead strip: Problem of nature, no contrast control

Radical Think Tank

Big dog little man.

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

"The kids are at our home in Florida on a surprise visit of their own."

Early one morning The Grim and The Happy Reaper pay Alice a visit.

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

A yin and yang sign with dripping paint