Color Contrast Lover Mugs

""So that's four for red with black upholstery and trim and one for buttercup yellow with turquoise upholstery..."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Before/After

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"Nice haircut."

Balloon Surprise

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

God save the Queen.

Rainbow skier

Trash-talkin' artists

Art gallery: 'I think it's lovely.'

The Formal Street Artist

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

PODs Venn Diagram

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

'Where is it written that I can't wear a Hawaiian shirt?'

Trainspotting.

"I have a gallon, interior, semi-gloss, Mocha for Bob."

Rainbow Drinks

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

PC literate? Are you kidding- I can bearly use a shovel.'

"My favorite colour is pink, because it scores high in snooker."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

Medals - The Four Seasons

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"This year I decided to get my hare dyed instead."