Regifting Pro Prints

"Since I don't really know you, I got you something that's easy to regift."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

The wife whisperer.

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Things I've learned...

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

CEO.

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Tipping Pain Chart

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

You just keep giving.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

A feminist Christmas.

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'I'd be more impressed that you bought me flowers if you didn't take a job as a delivery boy to get the employee discount.'

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Bagel problems.

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Seasonal shopping.

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"