Regal Whimsy Lover T-Shirts

"Prince Rupert wants an imaginary friend. So go find him one."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Glance Exchange

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Wash your hands

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Jack in the Box

Football/Soccer bubbles

Love is an many splendoured thing

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

Serenade for you...

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Snow globe

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Caution Dry Rot

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Greek goddess

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

A Clown plays their tongue as a musical instrument

Arabian Nights.