Regal Reposer Prints

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Jack Gleeson

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Dad, have you ever thought about retiring and going in for volunteer work?'

' Look Philip. Even after fifty years I can still get into my coronation dress.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

The King's New Robes.

"Because I'm the king and I like it better than the old one, that's why."

God save the Queen.

Prince

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'He abdicated his throne and got into software.'

'Sorry about the economy, but I never was very good at story problems.'

Dear Diary...Royal Diary

'What's all this I've been hearing about 'future deficits'?'

'They're called 'ladies in waiting,' not 'those broads downstairs'!'

A king returns to his throne to find his dog sitting on it wearing his crown.

"It's still the red-carpet treatment, even if it's only remnants."

'Because the seniority system is traditional, that's why!'

"I've decided to take on a more ambassadorial role, here are some leaflets on the importance of humour within the workplace..."

"Things have been quiet for some time in your line of work."

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

'I can't eat this. Ever try to look regal eating corn on the cob?'

King has long walk to castle.