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'Actually, I'm between reigns right now.'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'So who needs sonar?!'

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Men dancing

"King and clown—why can't I be both?"

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

'Okay Dad, time to unwind.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'As I feared, the X-ray shows that you are crying inside.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

Celebrity Clown Rehab: 'And so how does that make you feel, Chuckles?'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Gang of Musicians

Cowvid-19

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

Serpent Instrument player

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

Bass Camp

"And a parsley in a pear treeeee."