Decorate with prints that capture the refund renegade's inventive attitude. Thought-provoking and witty artwork makes a statement on any wall.
"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"
Sales Clerk tricks woman into an instant merchandise exchange.
'About this trip to the Amazon jungle...I want my money back!'
Jack of all trades
Hiding the electronics.
The dumpster code - find something, leave something.
That's supposed to say garage sale!
"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."
"I take it the toilet is fixed?"
'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'
'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'
"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"
"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."
Home maintenance
House hunting is cruel.
'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'
'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'
"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."
My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.
"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."
"That last customer thinks I should fire you."
"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"
Working in recovery of Hurricane
'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'
Complaints (just kidding).
The lessor of two evils.
"When you pay the rent for your one-room studio, you mustn't think about what you can get for that amount back in Iowa."
Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings
We divided it up and turned it into a rental.
"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"
Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. II
Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'
'I can't read my New Year's resolutions -- I must have spilled beer on them last night.'
'Surely it is no longer legal to include 'deposit of your first-born child'?'
'My Ed is a lawyer. All of his New Year's resolutions have escape clauses.'
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