Refugee Support Gifts

Illegal Immigration

Rescuing Migrants

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

"Thank you."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

No safe haven

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"If she was abused, why didn’t she report it?"

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

Europe and Refugees

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

Ladies in pink, thank you.

Maintenance Fee Party

"You'll have come back later...we're busy watching the US presidential election..."

Asian-American Hate

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

"If you think it's tough being in the LGBT community, what about being in the immigrant LGBT community?"

Gay Pride

Last charity shop for 10 paces

Fairy Tale Regrets: I've longed for someone to say just once, "I've got your back, Bro.'"

'Denis was considered something of a 'Hard Man' within the amputee society.'

'Why,that's awful - tearing it down are they?'

Angela Merkel

"That's EXACTLY what I wanted to know from you."

Future Site of the Procrastination Help Centre - Opening Fall of 1996

Erdogan.