Refugee Issues Gifts

"Wait a minute. This is a Greek passport, but your name and address are Syrian..."

Schengen

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Human Rights

Jean-Claude Juncker and the Immigration Crisis

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Are Texans Crazy As Anti-Immigration Foxes?

No safe haven

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Reporter on Aleppo

"And in local news, somebody pooped on the Jenkins' lawn again."

'This is a really low budget approach to stopping illegal immigration.'

You can't have your Latinos and deport them too.

Europe and Refugees

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"

So Your Landlord Is Trying to Evict You

'I've always wanted to ask him if he's an 'illegal,' but I don't want to get caught up in the whole racial profiling thing.'

'Your Honor, to the charge of entering this country illegally... my client wishes to plead 'No comprendo'.'

Cut and Paste.

"You'll have come back later...we're busy watching the US presidential election..."

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

"And yet another headache for the Immigration and Naturalization Service!"

Fear-Mongering

Immigrants to the USA

Oil pipeline worries.

'As we tighten immigration and seal our borders, we promise to keep the exemption for pro hockey, baseball and basketball players.'

'Red sky at night - the estate's on fire again.'

"How can we let those asylum seekers on Nauru into Australia? They've all gone mad!"

"Step away from the teddy bear."

Something's Missing

You Might Just Be an ICE Deportation Goon If...

Child Migrant Deaths