Refreshment Jester Mugs

'Dude. Seriously? Tell me you didn't put your tongue on that thing.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Women in a cross country race

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Tennis ball girl.

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"OK, you're going to feel a little prick, followed by a burning desire to sue me."

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

"A barista should always follow his instincts."

"Med Brittle"

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"

Another wedding

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

Octopus parent "I've only got four pairs of hands!"

He who laughs, lasts.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

"I paid three grand for this dress- I'll wear it wherever I want!"

Blow Up Christmas Tree

"Wow nice jump!"

"This is a real Dada performance."