Reframing Enthusiasts Prints

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'I inherited therefore I am'

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

"If we all waited for Mr Right to come along the human race would be extinct by now."

Rex would soon discover the eerie similarity between a playful growl and a warning growl.

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"They say you're only as old as your face."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

For Witches of a Certain Age

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

"No, I'm afraid that doesn't count."

The New York Review of Weather.

"Nothing beats New York for sheer energy."

New Milks

Born into the 21st century.

'My agent told me to bring some arm candy.'

IRS: 'Life isn't fair.' - John F. Kennedy

'Flowers, dinner, and a movie, and that's my last offer!'

"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

'I hear he has no marriage precedent.'

"I never go to bed with a man on the first date...so we'll have to make do with the sofa!"