Reform Discussions Gifts

'You opted to be treated by charity.'

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Healthcare declaration

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

Middlesex Election, 1804- Burdett and his Radical Allies Anticipate Victory

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

NHS Reforms: See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Speak No Evil.

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"We tried every fix the insurance companies allow but it still won't fly!"

'If we can't stand up to the insurance lobby, why would the public think we can stand up against the Taliban?'

Today's Sermon: We come into this world with nothing and we leave with nothing. Is there any chance of a bailout?

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

'What did He do before he was God?'

'Big Issue...'