Reflexologist Prints

"I think you just found my funny bone."

New-Age junk diet.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Yoga for Alcoholics

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Shaken not stirred

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"The overthinker"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Margarita

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Espresso Martini Peacock

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"A CAT scan? Are you sure?"

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

Cat Scan

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

The Martini is invented.

Baloneystini

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'Nurse, I said x-ray, not microwave.'

You're the olive in my martini