Reflective Mind Pillows

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"Needs to get a life"

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The Three Kinds of People

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Ogden Nash: 'Middle age is when you've met so many people, that every new person reminds you of someone else.'

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

'How the hell do I tell them i haven't a clue where we're going?'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

Late-Onset Epiphany

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

'Life passed me by without using a turn signal.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"Say these things, don't think them!"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

PastFuture.

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

Clearing up medals.

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"What advantage do I have? What do I do better than others? What do people see as strengths?"

"Why are we here?"

"You're pathetic."

"Eve, do you realize that neither you nor I ever had a childhood?"

"Does my brain look big in this?"