Reflective Driver T-Shirts

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

What else is there to wish for?

Pastorius wonders why.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"The overthinker"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'