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Mirror Image

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Reading my Critics

Bad hair day!

"Little help?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

bird interprets modern art

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"The overthinker"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Prisoner still life painting.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Sharp Eyes

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'Picasso'

"It's a great work!"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."