Reflection Aficionado Prints

Why, thank you - it's very kind of you to say so. You look good too.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"It's hard to decide. I look the same in all of them."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"The overthinker"

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'I wouldn't advise you to write your autobiography. It would be a very dull read.'

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

"Being a celebrated artist, I do sometimes wonder why you never celebrate me."

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'Someone stole my identity, didn't like it and sent it back.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

'What's the difference between solitude and loneliness, doctor?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'If only I could accept that I can't accept being someone who finds it hard to accept acceptance from those who accept me for the person that I can't accept I really am.'

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

Caterpillar Paranoia

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

'I never forget a face.'

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life."