Refined Outdoorsmen Prints

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Winter Weather.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'This duck call works too well.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'I'm a hunter with gatherer tendencies...'