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'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

Winter Weather.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'This duck call works too well.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Relax, he could just be looking for fun."

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"I'm almost positive that there is a knife blade on this thing somewhere."