Reel Deal Hunter Prints

I hate these flying fish

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

"I just..."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"I thought the travel agent said 40% off."

Unusual Offers

"Do kids eat free?"

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Online Shopping.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'