Redevelopment Critic Pillows

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

UK border controls relaxed.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Tearing up the Iran Deal

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

The wrecking crew!

Denazification

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Converted Parking Garage

"Let's use the dog's prescription. His refills are cheaper."

Dolestart - A New Initiative

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"And what do you think of the government's record on housing?"

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Labour moderates rallying cry.

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

Putin Shoots Down Peace

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"The government is adamant that a policy of removing income support from lone parents with children over 7 is in the best interests of the treasury."

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

"Say. . . don't I know you from someplace. . . ?"

"Our policy regarding paid vacations is - if you take a vacation, you'll pay for it."