Nation-building Critic Pillows

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Good boy."

"Nation-building never works."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

US Capitol Building Toppled

Denazification

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Invade/Fail/Deny

The Emperor's New Clothes

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

social services cuts

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Militant Pacifists

"Say. . . don't I know you from someplace. . . ?"

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

Federal Guidelines

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

King Trump

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."