Nation-building Critic Pillows

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Nation-building never works."

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

DUNVOTIN

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

US Capitol Building Toppled

Denazification

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Pennies for People, Billions for War

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Invade/Fail/Deny

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

The Emperor's New Clothes

social services cuts

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

Militant Pacifists

"Say. . . don't I know you from someplace. . . ?"

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

Federal Guidelines

The Harper Government

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."