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Federal Department of Self-Justification

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Quality Control

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

"Providing great customer care is of course important, but shall we start with how you manage forms TG-45S through to NSD-89b."

Tied up in red tape.

An astronaut sees a sign saying zoning in force.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

If the NHS designed cars...They'd probably be the worst cars in the world.

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Fed up with unnecessary bureaucracy?...what people don't appreciate is that if they don't fill out their C90D then how can we POSSIBLY know how many C90ds there ARE!

Town Planning Department

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

"Check out my free white paper!"

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Ordnance: 'explode...implode'.

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'I'd like the short form instead...'

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Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'Send this back to the legal department. I think they could make it much more complicated than this...'

Two men who work for The Federal Department of Bureaucracy look at chart 'Things to Pretend to do Today'

'The idea bureaucracy is on the increase is RIDICULOUS... and I have the reports to prove it!'