Red-skinned Reader Pillows

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Gen-Next Library

Great British Eccentrics.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Pirates

Bird reading '1001 pickup lines' - 'I'm getting ready for mating season.'

'Good book?'

"Sometimes, late at night, I do wonder, 'is he laughing at me or laughing with me?'"

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

"So, you're telling me that you can't return, 'How to be a secret agent' because the final chapter instructed you to eat it after reading?"

'We should have removed that sign.'

A not-so-bright vampire with Seasonal Affective Disorder.

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

The fifth generation computer thinking it over- 'Now that there gone I'll get to work on the sixth generation.'

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

Wash and Go...to hell...

'Hello, my name is Death'

Gigolo Diary

Louse and garden...

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"