Red Carpet Fashionista Pillows

Movie Star Magazine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Alien Beauty Magazine

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

May I have the envelope, please?

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'And who are you wearing?'

Jude Law.

Snake Dress-Up

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

Emma Thompson

'Do these come in blue?'

Oscar Victory

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

On the red carpet

Red Carpet

Emma Thompson

"Aren't you ready yet?"

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

George Clooney