Red Carpet Fashionista Pillows

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Alien Beauty Magazine

'And the Award goes to...Ewww...him?'

May I have the envelope, please?

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

'And who are you wearing?'

Snake Dress-Up

'Do these come in blue?'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

Cannes Film Festival Heels Controversy

Carpet

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Red Carpet

Red carpet rolling over a limousine.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'Quick, wardrobe malfunction!'

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.