Recruitment Rally Lover Prints

"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

'Have you been waiting long?'

Palin 2012

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'We're not hiring. The company is just giving me some experience conducting interviews.'

'Refusing to fill in a psychometric test reveals a lot about you, Jones.'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

"First time paddleboarding?"

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

"We were actually looking to recruit more cats."

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."

"Your job will be to furnish the office with fresh fish on a daily basis."

"You brought your mom to the interview as a personal reference?"

Trump Rally Tulsa

'Now, that's what I call a smash!'

'She jumped out of the shadows and took your blood pressure? -- Are you sure it was Hillary Clinton?'

'If elected, I promise to keep any x-rated stuff where it belongs. . . hidden from view.'

"We ran hundreds of ads, searched the state before we got her..."

'The departments new recruitment campaign is designed to get rid of 'myths'.'

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

"It works best if you're willing to suspend reality."

'I thought the ad was recruiting for the local polling station...'

'In school your favourite subject was 'recess'. You might make a good congressman.'

"Recruiting new staff is a 'Catch 22', they need to be rational, clear-thinking and saner than average."

Onward

Vote for Hanley

Gordon Brown

A delivery lorry driving across a traffic roundabout and destroying a flower bed designed in the form of a map of the world.