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'Henry refuses to take a penalty stroke.'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Bowled over again!

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Raheem Sterling

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Spring Training

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.