Recreational Investor Prints

Our nest egg hatched into a new ski boat.

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

A wiser and a better man

Pig's Human Bank

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

'They're playing house.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

At The Clown Bank.

Stock quotes on beach.

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"The secret to his success is: buy low, sell high, follow your nose."

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

'Site of yet another future bankrupt company.'

Money feeds tree of property

"We invest in original art but these days this is all we could afford."

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'