Recreational Investor Mugs

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

A wiser and a better man

Pig's Human Bank

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

'They're playing house.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

Stock quotes on beach.

At The Clown Bank.

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"The secret to his success is: buy low, sell high, follow your nose."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'He works hard and he plays hard.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'Site of yet another future bankrupt company.'

Money feeds tree of property

"We invest in original art but these days this is all we could afford."

Investments: We have socially correct stocks, but 'wrong' usually pays better.

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

Company Shares - I wouldn't fancy buying any in a company I work for.

Large Property Portfolio - Please Help.