Recovery Phase Pillows

"Your pulse is running a little fast."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Our war is against cancer."

Spa

Self-esteem room

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Mimi's final scene

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'The food here isn't too bad, just try not to swallow !'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'What's for desert?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

A robot is in hospital, he has a card saying 'get welded soon.'