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Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

Get well soon.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

He's got a long painful road to recovery. Those are pretty severe burns. In the meantime, try to keep him upbeat to avoid depression. Then again, we can't exactly have him walking on sunshine either... That's what got him here.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Normal People Support Group

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"I've noticed an improvement in all my patients since I got the bouncy couch."

Tennis Match.

Hotel: Price List

Cristina Kirchner

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

The motherhood

Big Society Bank

"I'm really a light eater - as soon as it gets light, I start eating. . .!"

Old people sign - Whatever

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

Summer options for the young.

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

Accountants Without Borders.

'I know you had a bad week, Dear, but you don't have to go through the communion line twice.'