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'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Be Healthy

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Unguided imagery

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Final words on gravestones.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

How to go form fit to fat...

Valleyview diet clinic

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Tree Pose To Support

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'