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'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Be Healthy

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Unguided imagery

"Is that your idea of a well balanced diet"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"I think you put too much healthy food in our smart refrigerator. It's about to spit it all out."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Final words on gravestones.

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Valleyview diet clinic

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'You're not retaining water. You're retaining cookies and ice cream and pizza...'

Empty Calories Vending Machine.