Recovering From Brain Injury T-Shirts

Amnesiac Deja View

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Be Healthy

Social distancing

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

I should probably get out more.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'Very funny!'

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime