Recovering From Brain Injury T-Shirts

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

Social distancing

"I'm afraid we'll have to operate. Your appendix has an infection and it's extremely aggressive."

Be Healthy

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

I should probably get out more.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Saline Drip Sommelier.

'Very funny!'

Time Out For Teddy

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."