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All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

'We had to donwsize.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'On a personal note, I'm pleased to report I've been upgraded from reporter to opinionated loudmouthed pundit.'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

"Now she's saying there'll have to be an pre-nuptial agreement."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Policemen

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

Nicholas Parsons RIP

"When you quote a Presidential candidate, Gorman, you do not—I repeat—do not roll your eyes."

Sue Perkins

Reality TV

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

A home where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play.

'We'll need a bigger studio- Rosie wants to interview Rush Limbaugh.'

"No Madam, Bach is not still composing. He's decomposing."

Practicing the C major scale in 6 positions.

'We need to pull the plug on this radio show - there's too much dead air.'

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'Happy 50th PBS.'

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

"We've seen your dramatic weight loss in the celeb mags recently, how have you achieved it?"

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Community Playhouse. Actually, live theater is always in 3-D.

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

"Let me get this straight. For your last wish you want all your friends to share their streaming services passwords with you?"