Recording Room Regulars Prints

'It's an animated movie, you don't have to do method.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

'Tell me about your feelings of alienation.'

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

A singing microphone.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

I'll take this one here.

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Sammy Davis Jnr.

Lovebird and the Song Birds

"Would you like a post-surgery to-go box?"

The waitstaff at Luigi's like to have fun when they administered the Heimlich maneuver.

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'Great idea, Pete!'

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

"The doctor at table 3 said he wanted his toast STAT."

I'm sorry, sir, but the bill is correct. The sign says "Kid Seat Free," not "Kids eat free."

"I prefer his later stuff"

'There are three rules a boxer in training must always follow...I forget what the first two are, but the third has something to do with your head.'

"My wife will have the number 2. I'll have the number five. And the kids will split an order of the number nine." "2 + 5 + 4 1/2 + 4 1/2 = 16"